The Funny Things Kids Say

Well, really it is the funny things that Camden says.  Here are just a few that I can remember from the past couple of months.


My personal favorite: 

"Mom, I wish that we had ZERO girls and ZERO boys in our family...except for me!"  I've always known he wanted to be an only child. He finally found the words to voice it!

As we are discussing getting married in the temple:
     "I'm not going to marry Laurel (a little girl in his primary class)!  She punched me in the head!"
          Always sage advice.  Never marry anyone who punches you in the head!


As Camden is sewing with me and his thread keeps coming off of the needle:
     "I just don't understand!  I tied a sack knot in it!"
          This one took me a little while to figure out.  What in the world is a sack knot?  Well, you know the knot you tie in the top of sacks after you have put a stinky diaper in them....there you have it...a sack knot!


As we are walking to the car after gymnastics class:
     Camden:  "I don't like the skipping kid."
     Mom: "That isn't very nice, Camden.  Why do you call him the skipping kid?  Does he skip everywhere he goes like you do?"
     Camden: with a very puzzled look. "He is the skipping kid because he skips in line!  He doesn't wait his turn."
          At this point Braden pipes in and says, "Yea, the skipping kid punched me in the head!"


(There seems to be a lot of punching going on here! :)


As Camden is enumerating his Christmas list:
     "I want Skippity (a game), the cooking set, and the Waaahhaahahaaa mad scientist set."  The Waahahahahhaa was said in his best mad scientist voice too.  It was hillarious.


As we are discussing what they want to be when they grow up:
     "I want to be the guy that puts everyone to sleep, and I'm going to start with Braden!"
           (He wants to be an anesthesiologist!)

10/26: 
Camden: "Mom, I know who I'm going to marry, Julianna."
Mom: "You can't"
Camden: "Why? Is it a rule from the president?" 

I love this little kid!